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Worst. Luck. Ever.

Discussion in 'Access Guide to the Human Sphere' started by roobot, Dec 27, 2018.

  1. ik3rian

    ik3rian Anti-Ariadnian Specialist

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    I remember my friend failing with breaking the door in a game against me. First, his hacker failed +3 roll and died, than his eng failed d-charges with additional burst (both modificators being the scenario rule) twice, which gave uhim 9 pretty damn good dices fails.

    I remember myself watching my AlFasid in cover going down to the viral rifle aro shot with BTS saves being 1 and 2.
     
  2. Scooper396

    Scooper396 Active Member

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    A Chasseur failed 8 times to activate an antenna in a row...

    (And yes... I do know that I should have stopped after 3 and done something else... but I was so damn sure I couldn't possibly keep failing, and when I got to 5 fails I had to keep going to justify the investment)

    I lost that game... as you should when you throw away 8 of your orders in the first turn.
     
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  3. chromedog

    chromedog Less than significant minion

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    I tend to lose interest in the result of a game at the end of turn 1.
     
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  4. meikyoushisui

    meikyoushisui Competitor for Most Ignored User

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    European tables?
     
  5. RogueJello

    RogueJello Well-Known Member

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    Prescetient, but only about an hour into the future.
     
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  6. paraelix

    paraelix Well-Known Member

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    My Opponent's bad luck - Avatar splitting fire between the HVT (Decap) and an Ikadron.

    HVT ARO - dodge
    Ikadron ARO - Flash Pulse

    Order 1 - Avatar beats HVT, loses to Ikadron. HVT saves, Avatar saves.
    Order 2 - Avatar loses to HVT, beats Ikadron. Ikadron saves.
    Order 3 - Avatar beats HVT and Ikadron. HVT saves, Ikadron dies.
    Order 4 - Avatar beats HVT. HVT finally dies.
     
  7. Skjarr

    Skjarr EI Mouthpiece

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    Having my Speculo Killer spring out of Impersonation and then get Electric Pulsed by a remote of some kind (I forget exactly what it was) was quite amusing.
     
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  8. fari

    fari CRISTASOL, EL LIQUIDO DE LOS DIOSES

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    My opponent's bad luck

    He flank me with a zsalamandra. Reach my DZ, seeing 2 caledonian volunteer and McMurrough. One volunteer declares engage, the other one dodge and McDog smoke. Szally declares flametrower. All survives and the volunteer ended the order engaged.

    Well, the next 5 orders, that brave volunteer survived 5 TAG's bare hands attacks and in the 6th (and last) order, i manage to wound him. With a knife. No Crits
     
  9. chromedog

    chromedog Less than significant minion

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    Nah, normally just my own shit rolling.

    I've had Achilles (prior to his armour being downgraded) in cover, take an autocannon double crit to the face. Long range, cover, ODD.
    Then I failed ALL 4 other saves.
    Pretty much gave up on Aleph at that point.
     
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  10. Lareon

    Lareon Well-Known Member

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    First order on the first turn of the game:
    - I shoot with my iguana to a total reaction remote
    - Hit back by a double crit
    The iguana explodes.
     
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  11. roobot

    roobot Well-Known Member

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    I am so glad I made this thread! These have all been fantastic reading! :-D
     
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  12. Ayadan

    Ayadan Knight of the TAG Order

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    Sunday, I had a game. First order of the game, my Seraph comes in LoF with an Irmandinhos that found a Pzfaust with booty. My opponent decides to try a shot with it. He crits me and I don't save anything. Seraph is now unconscious and the Machinist won't be able to reach him of the whole game.
    In an older game, I had a Cutter that received a crit and a hit for a Morat Vanguard LM in FT while I just rolled 4, 17, 18, 19 in the FtF. I made only one save out of the five. The Cutter is straight dead and it was the third order of the game...
     
  13. theGricks

    theGricks Well-Known Member

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    My Fiday got crit in CC on a 3 versus the Designated Target Model using his fist. My opponent and I almost died laughing so hard.

    My friend lost his avatar to a triple critting AP Rifle Jannissary while the Avatar was suppressing. Jannissary needed 4s. Rolled 3 4's putting it right to unconscious.