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Weapons That Don't Exist In Game (And Shouldn't)

Discussion in 'Access Guide to the Human Sphere' started by Del S, Nov 4, 2019.

  1. solkan

    solkan Well-Known Member

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    To get back on track...

    Disco Pulse: The hottest new thing. More exciting than the Flash Pulse and the Electric Pulse.
    Boring Shotgun: It's just a shotgun.
     
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  2. Lothlanathorian

    Lothlanathorian Not a custom title

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    Not to be confused with the Boring Shotgun which is used to bore holes into things, or the Boaring Shotgun, which is only effective against 50 wild boars or an O12 Fireteam.
     
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  3. tox

    tox SorriBarai
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    AHD - AssHole Detector. To identify all those PanO jerks. Even in TO or HD.
     
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  4. miguelbarbo84

    miguelbarbo84 Well-Known Member

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    Well you don't really need that, you know its PanO as soon as you see the HeavySaltThrower
     
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  5. Barrogh

    Barrogh Well-Known Member

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    I heard they have phased those out during recent rearmament, moved most of the stock to church's military, and the rest of it ended up with Yu Jing and Haqq somehow.
     
  6. Section9

    Section9 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, somehow YJ ended up with a lot of them after the Uprising...
     
  7. Thanqol

    Thanqol Member

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    Killer Apping Device: If a model carrying this equipment is still alive at the end of the mission, make a WIP check. If you pass the model is acquired by Facebook; add 1VP but it is considered slain for scoring purposes.
     
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  8. Drunkergnom

    Drunkergnom Well-Known Member

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    Libertos Launcher - fires Libertos straight on enemy fireteam/most important damage dealer.
     
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  9. Mahtamori

    Mahtamori Well-Known Member

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    I'll raise you one!

    Liberty Launcher - Guided. Template. Special Ammo: Minutemen.
     
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  10. Section9

    Section9 Well-Known Member

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    Delivers 3x Minutemen hot fresh to your door in 30 minutes or less and the next one is free.
     
  11. Del S

    Del S Tunguskaball

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    +1B if fired from aquatic terrain. B1 if by land, B2 if by sea....
     
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  12. Cypherkk

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    Corona rifle: Like a viral rifle, but manufactured in Yu Jing.
    Geesegun: ammo type, canadian geese
    shunned grenade launcher: exactly like a stun grenade launcher but no-one uses it.
    D.A.B: a D.E.P that's cringe worthy
    Beaker pistol: It makes a sound when shot that goes "meep"
    Red Furry: You don't want to know
    Blitzedin: Fires beer at high velocity
     
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