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Weapons That Don't Exist In Game (And Shouldn't)

Discussion in 'Access Guide to the Human Sphere' started by Del S, Nov 4, 2019.

  1. Lothlanathorian

    Lothlanathorian Not a custom title

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    Tesium Bottom: EXP CCW that, when hits successfully and reduces enemy unit to zero Wounds, but does not kill them, can be immediately followed up with Tactical Elbow.

    Shots-Guns: TAG only weapon. Large cannon that shoots smaller guns as projectiles. Draw a line from the firing model 18" long and 1" wide. Any model partially under this area must make a PH check to dodge out of the way. If they fail, they are hit with a DAM 13 using Shock Ammo. If they survive, they may roll on the Booty L2 chart, but must reroll any ARM bonus results.

    Rending Pony Launcher: Launches a Rending Pony.
     
  2. Lady Numiria

    Lady Numiria Cyberius TaskForce

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    Broker Combi Rifle : when one need to play it aggressivly in the data market.
    Haloprojector : an electronic device that lets you play very old retro FPS on your comlog.
     
  3. Ayadan

    Ayadan Knight of the TAG Order

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    XXX Visor: a very rare and sought-after device which let you see through the clothes but not the skin of the target. Its use is unrecommended in operation if untrained. Can be joined with a camera or any recording device.
     
  4. Solar

    Solar Well-Known Member

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    This is an excellent joke and bravo, sir
     
  5. Hecaton

    Hecaton EI Anger Translator

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    420 Visor: Allows the bearer to trace LoF through Smoke, Eclipse Smoke, and Nimbus and Nimbus plus zones without penalty. Provides no benefit against Camouflage, ODD, etc.
     
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  6. Del S

    Del S Tunguskaball

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    Common equipment amongst Snoop Dogg warriors in Ariadna, and Doctor Dre Plus units in Haqq.
     
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  7. colbrook

    colbrook Black Fryer

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    Reminds me of the reaction to the Mossberg 500 shotgun:

    "What was wrong with the first 499 versions?"
     
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  8. Drunkergnom

    Drunkergnom Well-Known Member

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    Greese-gun - makes your opponents make PH roll on move not to get prone. Also can be used in girls close combat to make it more interesting.
     
  9. Belgrim

    Belgrim Well-Known Member

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    Polyfilament CCW: Cause everything comes in bulk

    Monospectral Visor: For when you want to see just your favourite color

    OD.Device: For when you just had enough of life's bullshit.
     
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  10. tox

    tox SorriBarai
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    OCD - Obsessive–compulsive Device: You have to reroll any roll as long as the dice show the exact same numbers. All of the dice. Despite the result.

    CDO: as above, but with the letters in the right order...
     
  11. Stuffist

    Stuffist Well-Known Member

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    @tox: You monster.
    I like it.
     
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  12. SmaggTheSmug

    SmaggTheSmug Well-Known Member

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    Nothin' Personnel Mines: Teleport behind you
     
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  13. Nenyx

    Nenyx Well-Known Member

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    Odd Device : No one really know what it does
     
  14. Drunkergnom

    Drunkergnom Well-Known Member

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    Pig launcher - work like Koalas, but can be fired to enemy positions. In addition - cancel religious troop rule on target.
     
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  15. Devil_Tiger

    Devil_Tiger Your Friendly Neighborhood Asura

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    Only works against Haqqislam models tho
     
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  16. saint

    saint Charming, but irrational

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    Concise Device (by Bernice Price): It works.
    source for reference:
     
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  17. Weathercock

    Weathercock Well-Known Member

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    Something that can act without any line of fire, can intuitive attack to freely uncover marker states, and can cripple high-cost models with no risk or counterplay.

    ...Wait a minute...
     
  18. Section9

    Section9 Well-Known Member

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    Standard equipment on all Bakunin models.
     
  19. Del S

    Del S Tunguskaball

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    We'd be in quite a jam if that existed....
     
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  20. Weathercock

    Weathercock Well-Known Member

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    To be sure, something like this would be an absolutely terrible idea. Were it ever implemented, of course. It would fly in the face of the fundamental gameplay philosophies that make Infinity work and be engaging as a game in the first place.
     
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