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Discussion in 'Off-Topic English' started by ShaeKonnit, Jan 15, 2018.

  1. Del S

    Del S Nomadball

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    Um...
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  2. Brother Smoke

    Brother Smoke Bureau Trimurti Representative

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    So, I have a theory, because I can't see your image on my PC, but I can see it on my phone

    The image tool is not handy dandy at all, it is crap. I rescind my previous statement.
     
  3. DrunkCorsair

    DrunkCorsair Well-Known Member

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    Well, neither german politicians or high level officials are known for common sense or real life knowledge.

    Another WTF from work this week, where i was reminded how savage woman can be if they dont like you.
    I have a workmate on my shift everyone dislikes cause hes an arrogant prick where everytime he opens his mouth i am asking myself "Whos tieing your shoes in the morning?" (Short info on that guy he is at the start of his 30s, married with 2 kids).

    We got a new girl in our departmant bit younger than him and more grown in the chest area as his wife.
    In the very first conversation of them he is talking about leading an open marriage and she aks him if he started being a cockold after they had kids or straight after their wedding.
    After he left we asked why she didnt like him, too and her answer was "Afrer five minutes talking i knew he is an arrogant a**hole and i wanted to hit him with a brick in his mouth."

    She wont have to pay for coffee for the rest of the month. :grinning:
     
  4. Cartographer

    Cartographer Well-Known Member

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    Except how a chemical is produced is irrelevant.
    Ethanol cracked out of oil is exactly the same as ethanol fermented in beer.
    Beta carotene in carrots is exactly the same as beta carotene added to orange juice for colouring purposes.
    The notion that some people have that "naturally produced" chemicals are somehow "better" than artificially produced ones is utter Bo**ocks.
     
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  5. Section9

    Section9 Well-Known Member

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    Only a month? Might be safer to make sure she always has caffeine in her system! :laughing:
     
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  6. DrunkCorsair

    DrunkCorsair Well-Known Member

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    Nah.
    After all, we have every year some students in our unit especially in the summer and every year you see 30 or 40+ males trying to hit on 20 something female students. (We are one of the units getting the majority of females as the main part can be done by trained apes so you dont need to be a trained mechanic)
    Watching this every year gets kinda boring except something special to remember happens.

    Like the one time we had one with a really huge chest, not obese or something, just really well developed not to say bigger than the head of some female co workers.
    We had one of our factory transport drivers drooling over her.
    As he was always looking after her instead of looking where hes driving he ended up hitting a steelbox pallet and flying over the steering wheel landing himself in said pallet.
    Ended with a few weeks of sick leave.
     
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  7. Koin-Koin

    Koin-Koin Well-Known Member

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    Karma's a b... :laughing:
     
  8. Errhile

    Errhile A traveller on the Silk Road

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    That ain't karma. That's evolution in action.
    A candidate for a Darwin Award...
     
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  9. Koin-Koin

    Koin-Koin Well-Known Member

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    Who said that Karma and Darwin can't work together ?
    I also suspect Murphy to be a Karma's agent
    Beside, it's not proven that he can't reproduce anymore, thus he's not yet a valid DA candidate :p
     
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  10. Errhile

    Errhile A traveller on the Silk Road

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    That's why he's a candidate, not a winner of said award.
    He's showing potential ;)
     
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  11. Koin-Koin

    Koin-Koin Well-Known Member

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    I will admit that he's pretty burned regarding any feminine person witnessing this moment but if I was part of the DA selection comity I would reject him: "Good effort but not award material"
     
  12. Errhile

    Errhile A traveller on the Silk Road

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    "Yet."
     
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  13. chromedog

    chromedog Less than significant minion

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    "Dishonorable mention".
     
  14. DrunkCorsair

    DrunkCorsair Well-Known Member

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    Its not even worth to mention. That small electro vehicles are only allowed walking speed (+- 6 km/h). Its just physics with 1 or 2 metric tons of weight behind.
    There are worse examples. But here are alot of people who could bite into a high voltage cable without any injuries.
     
  15. Aspect Graviton

    Aspect Graviton Friendly Alien Overlord
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  16. Koin-Koin

    Koin-Koin Well-Known Member

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    Dice on the ground have to be re-rolled on the table. That's the rule.
    The trick is, you need a table large enough to sustain that many dice.
    And now my mind can't think to anything else that how big should be a dice tower for those
     
  17. Stuffist

    Stuffist Well-Known Member

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    That's not an accident: this poor dude is only playing Ork in a 40k apocalypse game. :D
    Probably got a couple of hits, at best.
     
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  18. colbrook

    colbrook Black Fryer

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    I mean, that's just an average Shadowrun roll after a few months of play!
     
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  19. SpectralOwl

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    Tell me about it... bought a brick of 36 dice last weekend and GMd a test combat of Shadowrun 5e. Actually needed to use half of them for starting characters, and took an hour to figure out how to fully resolve one stab. It's things like that which make Infinity look well-explained and logically laid out.
     
  20. colbrook

    colbrook Black Fryer

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    Shadowrun 5th (and reportedly 6th) really suffered from most of the staff and freelancers leaving/quitting after a massive embezzlement scandal that was exposed in late 4th edition resulting in a lot of people not getting paid. Apparently they lost anyone who was even mildly competent at editing and proofreading.
     
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