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Discussion in 'Off-Topic English' started by ShaeKonnit, Jan 15, 2018.

  1. H1ghlander

    H1ghlander Well-Known Member

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    Truly, the most appropriate of thread titles...

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  2. colbrook

    colbrook Grenade Delivery Specialist

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    A local restaurant/bar does a moonlit beach barbecue every full moon.

    I witnessed someone getting very angry with the that it wasn't on same day each month and that their plans had been thrown out by this, I mean, why can't the venue control when the moon comes out!
     
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  3. xagroth

    xagroth Mournful Echo

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    This. Considering it was mentioned in the Las Vegas meeting, and how Tohaa and Aleph are the less played factions... Well, it was a "WTF, two will be left aside" and "WTF no Paradiso N3 for 2018"... closely followed by a depressing "ok, so probably Vedic and Tohaa will have to wait until 2019 for the sectorials" :cry: (I don't play Tohaa... but Aleph).
     
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  4. jherazob

    jherazob Well-Known Member

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    Wait, more Vedic delay? It won't be this year?
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  5. Danger Rose

    Danger Rose The Wrecking Belles

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    In what must be the eeriest imitation of Luke Skywalker's voice, my wallet just cried: "No, that's not true. That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
     
  6. Krusade

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    I leave for a whole 2 years and come back to the same ol' conversions breaking down in the same ol' way...
     
  7. Flipswitch

    Flipswitch Sepsitorised by Intent

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    colbrook Grenade Delivery Specialist

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  9. leigen_zero

    leigen_zero Morat Pacifist

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  10. tdc

    tdc ALEPH Fragment
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    Sorry Cho, off topic I know

    In the CANCON seminar, Vedic (and Varuna/Tunguska) is stated to be 1(3) of the 5. Tohaa was a not this year, probably next
     
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  11. sonicReducer

    sonicReducer Well-Known Member

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    Saw a guy in work yesterday that I've not seen for about a year (they rented 2 people a small office near where they live to save them a commute). Asked him how he's been - wow. Did not expect his response

    - last 18 months were terrible as his marriage slowly failed
    - wife told him she couldn't stand him
    - they separated but he still lived in the house
    - he gets a call from a lady (he is very involved in youth football - one of the mums) "can't keep my mouth shut any longer, your wife has been having an affair for over a year. Everyone knows about it except you"
    - neighbour says the new bloke was waiting around the corner when this guy and his kids went on holiday without the missus
    - I reckon she was fed up with him as he is a bit of lad and this was probably a bit of revenge
    - lady used to go for 3 hour "gym" sessions and park her car in the same spot pretty far from the gym
    - "why do you park your car there then?!" "oh I run to the gym from there"
    - now he has a new flat
    - gets set up with the MUM of someone he works with, she is 10 years older
    - she an ex-policewoman, ex-teacher, MASSEUSE worth over a million quid with multiple properties
    - she got most of it when she got divorced and invested wisely
    - so he is 48 and she is 58
    - the sex is "mindblowing" and he makes "her fanny flutter" - actual quotes, dear Lord why
    - more along these lines etc etc make it stop

    Don't do drugs kids and please pass the mind bleach
     
  12. jherazob

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  13. leigen_zero

    leigen_zero Morat Pacifist

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    Reading that sounds like the guy got pushed into the harbour and came back up with a fish supper.

    Though I agree he should have stopped talking after 'the sex is 'mindblowing''
     
  14. leigen_zero

    leigen_zero Morat Pacifist

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    colbrook Grenade Delivery Specialist

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  16. ShaeKonnit

    ShaeKonnit Well-Known Member

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    At all the festivals I've been to there's always a van selling massive yorkshire puddings stuffed with bangers and mash.
    At all the festivals I've been to there are always minefields of discarded yorkshire puddings.

    You'd think that would be a big warning against anyone buying the damn things but still, people spend their money and toss them away in disgust once they start eating.
     
  17. leigen_zero

    leigen_zero Morat Pacifist

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    It's a two-for-one deal today from me:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/stories-42950528/youtube-star-apologises-for-acid-attack-style-prank

    The fuck is wrong with people, cretin in the vid says 'it's unfair that my channel got deleted because I did a prank involving throwing liquids in strangers faces in a city that's seen a marked increase in acid attacks'. But yeah it's just a prank brah.
    'I spent a good 3 years building it', yeah and tanked it by not using the old grey matter, and an apology that's about as sincere as a banker's smile.

    /rant
     
  18. ShaeKonnit

    ShaeKonnit Well-Known Member

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    It would have been great if someone twatted him after trying to pull that.
    And as his camera lays there on the pavement, the last thing it ever records is someone's heel accelerating towards it.
     
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  19. Pierzasty

    Pierzasty Null-Space Entity

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    cue staged records showing just that in an attempt to capitalize on popular hate towards asshole prankers
     
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  20. leigen_zero

    leigen_zero Morat Pacifist

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    Thing is, you give a cretin a well-deserved ass kicking and half the time you'd be in the wrong and end up with an assault charge.
     
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