Tohaa End Times

A Mão Esquerda · 11 Oct 2018

Teslarod dijo: ↑

Don't know about those other people, but in a comic villian kinda way, this is what works for me.
Judging by the fake internet points the post got so far, I seem to have found a few people who agree at least a tiny bit.

Thanks for the praise, appreciate it.
Not gonna lie - this wasn't planned. I started listing things and everything went haywire.
Wish I could do the voiceover I had in my head for each one (YJ one is the two old guys from the Muppets ).
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And PanO should be the other.

Pierzasty · 12 Oct 2018

Teslarod dijo: ↑

Haqq
Chill guys all around. Fuck goats though.
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FTFY.

andre61 · 12 Oct 2018

Teslarod dijo: ↑

/edit: oh shit almost forgot
the following is proudly presented by COMIC SANS

Always interesting to see how each Faction subforum develops a certain character over time.

Aleph
"I'm new and need help! I found troops in my army that aren't as good as Achilles and Posthumans! Suspecting a bug, what to do? Has someone already told CB?"
A bit oblivious to the hardships in the life of an Infinity Player.

Yu Jing
Several months ago: "PanO are the salty guys, we just demand what we deserve by right! Muh Raiden is gone, I demand compensation!"
Just seen yesterday: "We're still angry and hate our new fluff, we're not the baddies dang it!"
A few disgruntled fluffbunnies veterans have shone a bad light on the faction, but are slowly turning into background noise and will probably be drowned out by new happy lawful evil recruits when IA comes along at the proper time.

Haqq
"We're fine, who needs to think about Sectorials if you have a dank Vanilla Faction with AVA4 Mutts? Ramah will spice things up, Inshallah brother."
Chill guys all around. Fuck Mutts though.

PanO
"Get off our lawn... erm saltmine. We're running full circle in the weekly internal balance discussion and are not to be diusturbed by outsiders. +1BS isn't free, go away."
PanO has been going full circle since the beginning of time. DO NOT DISTURB.
Also beware of Bolts.

CA
"We're totally gonna get you without plot armour next campaign! Just wait for it!"
With Shas players looking giddy towards the horizon, Onyx having won IP and Morats keeping up their usual upbeat mindset for absolutely no reason, all seems to be well in AI land.

Nomads
"2 new Sectorials to claim! Buffs for MI! Myrmidions! Bikes! Puppets! Brains in a jar on a pogo stick! Svengali giveth!"
Generally speaking most Nomad Players appear to be in a slightly absent minded state and start drooling at times. I'm a bit concerned they might be unable to cope with reality ever again, but hey they seem happy for now.

Ariadna
"Yes I could hand you an empty courtesy list before TAK. But look, now I can do the same with twice the Camo Markes on the table!"
Little did I know the Ariadnan was a filthy liar.... it was triple the amount of Camo Markers.
Those smug little fu.... anyway they got a Chasseur sculpt and that's the last time I saw one. Suspecting the drastically increasing amount of bushes and cardboard boxes might have something to do with where they went. Keep your eyes open.

NA2
"Freedom for my people! So you're telling me there is a Ryuken HRL? Weird, never saw that before. Looks like crap, probably not gonna bother.
Why are the Nomads claiming our Sectorial? Eh let them have it, the more the merrier."
Mercs doing Merc things & JSA. What a weird name for a band *shrug*.

...and then there is Tohaa

Tohaa
"Everything works, this is boring. Let's do it the German way, look till you find something to bitch about. Couldn't find anything? Look harder!
Most played Sectorial? Too much positivity!
Least played Faction? Yeah that's much better!"
I get why a dedicated Tohaa Player would get bored waiting for stuff. 3 Sectorials worth of playable Profiles would annoy the shit out of anyone. Feels too much like a Vanilla Faction for a Sectorial. Horrible.

Narrator's voice:
Since then, they have proceeded to annoy the rest of the forum. How dare the other Factions ignore the artichoke problems to lament their own issues instead!
Dead set on teaching the Humans about the only problem that mattered in the world - Tohaa Releases - the Artichokes went on to fulfill their noble goal.
Despite only best intentions and a lot of effort the ungrateful humans wouldn't listen to reason. Instead the other Factions slowly decided to mock the lack of Taquel sculpts and Sakiel boxes, apparently annoyed by the constant yelling about them.
Weird how what goes around, comes around. Who could have seen that coming.

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LOL! So, true.

xagroth · 13 Oct 2018

Teslarod dijo: ↑

I get why a dedicated Tohaa Player would get bored waiting for stuff. 3 Sectorials worth of playable Profiles would annoy the shit out of anyone. Feels too much like a Vanilla Faction for a Sectorial. Horrible.
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To be sincere here, the Tohaa "vanilla" has less different troops that any vanilla, and little more than some sectorials...

As for the rest, I now understand why I'm so crazy. I have too many different armies... Or maybe I have too many different armies because I'm too crazy?

Alkasyn · 14 Oct 2018

xagroth dijo: ↑

To be sincere here, the Tohaa "vanilla" has less different troops that any vanilla, and little more than some sectorials...

As for the rest, I now understand why I'm so crazy. I have too many different armies... Or maybe I have too many different armies because I'm too crazy?
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Your critics will default to the answer Tohaa is not a "Vanilla" army, so yea.

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Tohaa End Times

Which army should Tohaa become a sectorial of?

ALEPH

Ariadna

Combined Army

Haqqislam

Nomads

PanOceania

Yu Jing

NA2

New Alien Faction that will be introduced in 2019 after destroying most of the Tohaa.

A Mão Esquerda Deputy Hexahedron Officer

Pierzasty Null-Space Entity

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xagroth Mournful Echo

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