Ever been inside one of those? Ever loaded one of those? Not much room for machinery haha. Seriously people. Small to mid sized boxes, heavy metals, even a deconstructed TAG could probably fit... but anything over 6’ tall has a real hard time. Anything over 3’ wide has a harder time. Sitting, standing, laying down - you name it, it isn’t reasonable. One of the trucks could do it no problem, but the vans just don’t have the space. I worked for UPS for years and have seen several strange items try to fit in those vehicles, I do have actual first hand knowledge regarding the topic. Still, the amount of time all of you have taken out of your lives to debate this is hilarious. Well done. In an effort to not hurt anyone’s feelings more then I have, I’ll exit this conversation. Thank you all for the entertainment!