Inspired by the old Vin Diesel/Chuck Norris facts, and being able to AROpost in response to someone on an ALEPH facebook group asking for what was known about Perseus, it occurs to me there's a lot of secrets the famous named folks on our tabletops might be hiding. So let's reveal them. Perseus, Rouge Myrmidon His real name is Percival Uss. He has seen the movie Air Bud three hundred and sixteen times. He once ate an entire pig in a single bite. He has failed his driving test 46 times in 34 different jurisdictions. He cannot pronounce the word "Barracuda" while sober. Joan of Arc There are actually fifteen different Joans: Joans 1-5, Jane the Combo-Breaker, Jane the Combi-Breaker (the reason the other Joans carry MULTI-rifles, or Spitfires), Mobility Joans 1-3, John of Arc (a mishap with the recreation accidentally emerging male), Immobility Joan (her legs don't work), Joan of Bark (Accidentally created as a dog), Joan of Dark (Has a goth personality), and Mini-Joan, one eighth the size of a regular Joan. Jane the Combo-Breaker is actually terrible at beat-em-up games. John of Arc ironically prefers to wear women's clothing, the exact opposite of why the real Joan was burned at the stake. None of them know how to play darts. Mini-Joan has tried to ride Joan of Bark like a horse, to no avail. Miyamoto Musashi There's only one of him, but he has been known to hire stunt doubles. He once came first in a Joan of Arc impersonation contest. If he stays awake too long, he will begin muttering about aglets. He once threw his sword and it came back like a boomerang. He does not want to try and do it on purpose. He was once accused of being a duck, as he floats on water. Wild Bill His favourite movie is the Western parody The Villain His moustache is technically in breach of the Concillium Convention He owns the Human Sphere's largest collection of Lucky Luke comics He is actually barred from almost every stable and horse riding facilit on NeoTerra Eight-Ball used to be known as Ten-Ball until he pranked Wild Bill, who shot two of them off in retaliation. Bit and Kiss! She once won a prize at Combinicon, the largest comics convention held in Ur-Hedgemony space, as the organisers thought she was cosplaying Londo Mollari from Babylon 5. Kiss secretly engages in knife fights with Unidrons when no one is looking. The EI was horrified when Bit accidentally got the entire Morat Aggression Force hooked on Transfomers Generation 67 cartoons, as it prefers Generation 45. Bit is unaware that she is actually penpals with ALEPH. She denies the existence of bacteria. Senor Massacre His full name is Senor Massacre McMassacreface. He once tried to build a small catapult to fire Baker Module Lost Children as ammunition, until Uhahu stabbed him. He is actually a certified plumber. He ironically dislikes Chimichangas as greasy foods give him terrible gas. Senor Massacre once tried to train a wolf to gain Guard Level 5, but actually gained Mauled Level 10. Do you know any secrets or interesting facts about other characters?
Isobel McGregor is the second Ariadnan citizen to be trained in current get hacking tech and the only one officially certified by O12 as a systems engineer. The first was Voronin, but within a few days he was banned from using any hacking device, and a pop up blocker was installed in Ajax's cube. Ajax is now afraid of Donkeys.
The list of things Fusilier Angus is no longer allowed to do: Go out on missions without Bipandra at hand, after the arrival of the CA on Paradiso. Go out on leave without Bipandra at hand, after the arrival of the CA on Dawn. Go out partying without Bipandra at hand, since he was found haging out with some woman called Swansom in Neoterra, who happens to be a suspect of smuggling. Go out as the Lt without Bipandra at hand, after the start of the ITS10 means rooftops are no longer safe hiding spots. You know what? Fusilier Angus is no longer allowed to get out of the base. Or to touch ANY button. Someone call a plumber!
Kornak Gazarot: Was the inspiration for 'George' in the Rampage series Owns the largest collection of ceramic songbirds in the Combined Army Once slammed a revolving door
