Weapons That Don't Exist In Game (And Shouldn't)

To get back on track...

Disco Pulse: The hottest new thing. More exciting than the Flash Pulse and the Electric Pulse.
Boring Shotgun: It's just a shotgun.

 

Not to be confused with the Boring Shotgun which is used to bore holes into things, or the Boaring Shotgun, which is only effective against 50 wild boars or an O12 Fireteam.

 

AHD - AssHole Detector. To identify all those PanO jerks. Even in TO or HD.

 

Well you don't really need that, you know its PanO as soon as you see the HeavySaltThrower

 

I heard they have phased those out during recent rearmament, moved most of the stock to church's military, and the rest of it ended up with Yu Jing and Haqq somehow.

 

Yeah, somehow YJ ended up with a lot of them after the Uprising...

 

Killer Apping Device: If a model carrying this equipment is still alive at the end of the mission, make a WIP check. If you pass the model is acquired by Facebook; add 1VP but it is considered slain for scoring purposes.

 

Libertos Launcher - fires Libertos straight on enemy fireteam/most important damage dealer.

 

I'll raise you one!

Liberty Launcher - Guided. Template. Special Ammo: Minutemen.

 

Delivers 3x Minutemen hot fresh to your door in 30 minutes or less and the next one is free.

 

Corona rifle: Like a viral rifle, but manufactured in Yu Jing.
Geesegun: ammo type, canadian geese
shunned grenade launcher: exactly like a stun grenade launcher but no-one uses it.
D.A.B: a D.E.P that's cringe worthy
Beaker pistol: It makes a sound when shot that goes "meep"
Red Furry: You don't want to know
Blitzedin: Fires beer at high velocity