[ Yu Jing generals should check our Novyy Bangkok private channels to see how they can assist this effort and claim their Durian Inspector patch. ]
Local business reaction to Yu Jing's decision to ramp up inspections on local fruit trade: "This is outrageous! 25 cm? I haven't seen a Durian that small in my entire 15 years of trading the damn things! Literally EVERY durian I trade will now need to be inspected. It's an incredible waste of my time and money. I can't believe the O-12 has allowed this sort of unilateral onerous red tape out here. We're going to go OUT OF BUSINESS! I am marching up to the bureau building right now to lodge a formal complaint against Yu Jing's abuse of power. What? They say there's a Shasvastii invasion? Utter nonsense. Made up bull**** so the higher powers can continue to keep us (who choose to stay out here on the human edge) under their thumbs." - Edward Ivarson durian trader, entrepreneur, regular hooman, and head of the local fruit trader's coalition
I don't envy, and deeply respect the Yu Jing Durian Inspectors. I salute you, brave warriors of the Human Sphere o7 General Sireen Barakat Haqqislam High Command
"If you humans have such averse reactions to these durians, why do you grow them in such vast quantities? As for me, I am not repulsed by the scent of them, but I find their texture difficult." - Specialist Einhorn in conversation with a mercenary Brawler in the Strip. "Huh? Smell and taste of durian both good. Langka, ang moh, and Yu Jing just crazy lah." - A local of Novvy Bangkok on all the ado about durian. After the Tohaa became a regular sight in the Strip, many locals took to calling them "langka," or jackfruit, for the similarity of their heads to the fruit. (Langka your head ah.)
