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Novyy Bangkok - important comms from the ISS Durian Investigation Unit

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  1. YueFei23

    YueFei23 Durian Inspector

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    [ Yu Jing generals should check our Novyy Bangkok private channels to see how they can assist this effort and claim their Durian Inspector patch. ]
     
  2. Sabin76

    Sabin76 Well-Known Member

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    Local business reaction to Yu Jing's decision to ramp up inspections on local fruit trade:

    "This is outrageous! 25 cm? I haven't seen a Durian that small in my entire 15 years of trading the damn things! Literally EVERY durian I trade will now need to be inspected. It's an incredible waste of my time and money. I can't believe the O-12 has allowed this sort of unilateral onerous red tape out here. We're going to go OUT OF BUSINESS! I am marching up to the bureau building right now to lodge a formal complaint against Yu Jing's abuse of power.

    What? They say there's a Shasvastii invasion? Utter nonsense. Made up bull**** so the higher powers can continue to keep us (who choose to stay out here on the human edge) under their thumbs."

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    Edward Ivarson
    durian trader, entrepreneur, regular hooman, and head of the local fruit trader's coalition
     
  3. YueFei23

    YueFei23 Durian Inspector

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  4. Danger Rose

    Danger Rose Sand Cats Tactical Security LLC

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    I don't envy, and deeply respect the Yu Jing Durian Inspectors.

    I salute you, brave warriors of the Human Sphere o7

    General Sireen Barakat
    Haqqislam High Command
     
  5. Einhorn

    Einhorn Tohaa Chain of Command

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    "If you humans have such averse reactions to these durians, why do you grow them in such vast quantities? As for me, I am not repulsed by the scent of them, but I find their texture difficult."

    - Specialist Einhorn in conversation with a mercenary Brawler in the Strip.

    "Huh? Smell and taste of durian both good. Langka, ang moh, and Yu Jing just crazy lah."

    - A local of Novvy Bangkok on all the ado about durian. After the Tohaa became a regular sight in the Strip, many locals took to calling them "langka," or jackfruit, for the similarity of their heads to the fruit. (Langka your head ah.)
     
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  6. Sabin76

    Sabin76 Well-Known Member

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    Yu Jing be like:
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    BURN ALL COOKIE BUTTER!!!