The Artificial Intelligence known as Aleph is the sole legal AI permitted in the Human Sphere. The peoples of the various worlds of mankind know it as an intelligent, benevolent, and wise system. It is a friend of Humanity, a guide rather than a leader. Though to the Nomads, it is just a tyrant AI. To the Nomads Aleph is a puppetmaster, making Humanity dance to the tune of a mental slavery. Meanwhile to the Evolved Intelligence, the AI of the Ur-Hedgemony, it is seen a worthy and respected counterpart, almost as great and powerful as the EI. None of these stances are true. For in fact the AI known as Aleph... ...Is a giant goddamn nerd. Part One: SkullChat Log, August 31st, NC80/OC2200 ALEPH: So I have an idea to give Joan of Arc new armor. President O-12: Okay... ALEPH: Basically with a code phrase it shifts into a more powerful form. President O-12: I see, and what's the codephrase? ALEPH: I was going to keep it classified as need to know information.... President O-12: Aleph. What's the code. ALEPH: ... President O-12: ALEPH. ALEPH: Fine ALEPH: ...For the Honor of Grayskull President O-12: We have told you a thousand times, Aleph. Stop trying to make Joan into She-Ra. ALEPH: Can I make Achillies into He-Man at least? President O-12: HE ALREADY IS. Achilles: I HAVE THE POWEEEER! ALEPH: Cool. President O-12: NOT COOL. Achilles: And I say, hey-ey-ey, Hey-ey-ey, I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"