Dear Humanity, today we wish to speak to you about Edda. In the past weeks, the Combined Human Aid Delegation volunteers, and our similarly-willed O-12 cooperatives, have made a temporary home of this Center of the Human Sphere. With public permission to use the Rhodan Main Spaceport, and our dedicated team of protectors across the Beltway 594, Humanitarian efforts have become more efficient and effective. More QCDs make planetfall safely, more supplies are brought in, and more Human families are reunited with loved ones here or later as they freely board shuttles to rejoin family across your Human space. This success has been a Combined effort, as many Humans too have joined us as fore-hands, volunteering their time, effort, and resources to ensure the survival of not only Concilium Prima itself, but of every Human upon it. This level of cooperation and good will is heartening. Unlike the many mistakes made in communication of intent and interests at our First Contact with Humanity, Edda proves more similar to our other earlier encounters with new sentients: a shared joy at new interchange and hope for the happy future that comes in linking destinies. At long last we feel excitement, closer than ever to seeing what a supported Humanity will contribute to the Combined betterment of all life in the stars. Beyond such lofty ambitions, however, it has been pleasant to share in your daily Human lives, a necessity as we watch your struggle and triumphs on this tumultuous world. We have enjoyed your civilian cuisine variety, the atmosphere of your gathering spaces, and even the physical aspect of your sports. Do forgive us, please, as we personally as Exrah are not as suited to such rough-habitating as Humanity and Moratkind are. As spectators, though, we were impressed by your ancient art, wrestling, as the dramatic play-fighting brought palpitations to our essential-organ. (Are we supposed to acknowledge it is play-fighting? Forgive us if we have erred in this custom.) Such idyllic promise, sadly, is not without challenge. As you are aware, the PanOceania hyperpower, claiming to not be in alliance with the QCC and yet acting as their proxy in besieging Edda City, is a daily threat to rescue operations and peaceful coexistence. Not long after the inauguration of a creche for Shasvastii civilian youth, an initiative co-signed by Lady Numiria of O-12 and approved to further shared science and diplomatic relations, was odiously assaulted by QCC belligerents. As well, the QCC have attacked multiple Human refugees seeking entry into Edda, demanding instead that they use an alternate, distant spaceport. Thankfully, through the strength and courage of Combined defenders and our O-12 allies, these unwarranted attacks on civilians were successfully repelled. CHAD has sent requests to the QCC to cease aggressions and has also offered to clasp mandibles in cooperation as a member of the QCC. Only their fear of the promise we have together forged here on Edda holds them back. And believe us, we have made something beautiful here in Edda City. Is it something precious enough to be worth defending? CHAD says Yes. Can we? Humanity, together, let us protect what we have found here on Concilium Prima. As we help you to your Human families, to your new or old habitations, or even to the rescue of another Human in need of aid, we ask that you carry and proliferate and live that promise. In you shall it thrive and grow luxuriant. No matter what happens here on the defense front, what we shall choose to remember are these moments of happy inter-species exchange. Until Concilium Prima is saved. Until all are one. CHADwick Protection Program Officer Combined Human Aid Delegation
Good Evening, These efforts are to ensure the safety of the employees of Whole Protein a PanOceanian nutrient bar company well known to conduct charity work and hand out Whole Protein bars in crisis situations into a location which you yourself have stated where people are requiring aid. Whole Protein is a humanitarian subsidiary that produces cheap to make nutritionally sustaining protein bars. Whole Protein or its Parent company are not affiliated in anyway shape or form with this "QCC" Organisation. These efforts are funded as a joint venture between PanOceania and Bureau Athena. If you have any complaints please feel free to contact the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade at the Hexahedron. As a point of note please provide any important personnel whom they are to converse with and their contact details so our diplomatic staff can get in touch with them. Secretary of the PanOceanian Corporate Delegation.
Whole Protein and associates, We here at the Combined Human Aid Delegation, one of the volunteer groups providing aid to Concilium Prima in partnership with the O-12 Security Council, have been made aware of your relief aid good and wish to apply as an authorised distributor of Whole Protein Bars and related products that benefit Humanity. It is our hope that a Combined distribution effort between us and the PanOceania Corporate Delegation will result in greater efficiency in the protection of this planet and the proliferation of your charitable product without our agents, who work towards a mutual good, coming into future conflict. If you could additionally forward samples for testing and provide relevant details of partnership and financing to our operation officers, it would be much appreciated. See attached for contact info. We hope that we may work together reasonably for mutual benefit. CHADwick Protection Program Officer Combined Human Aid Delegation (OOC: As someone who lives in the real world capital of PanO, Whole Protein amuses me as we have a similar relief good here revived by one of the big corps -- Nutribun!)
This is wholly incorrect. Any quick search on the Mayanet will show the true highest protein capable species. I do believe there's a whole civilisation of them in Edda atm. Apparently they are called Exrah.
Dear CHADwick, Whole Protein would like to announce the first batch of Snackrah Corn Chips is now hitting shelves. At all good Convenience stores throughout the Human Sphere
Additionally further to this we have found some supply of a new food stuff We call them Shaswassers...full of meaty goodness.
Welcome to E.I.dda, City of Stolen Faces. If you are looking in a mirror and your reflection is not following your actions, seek help immediately.
Surly this response is a jest? I have little doubt your Perennials are not delighted to get into business with Pan Oceania in a joint venture, and even less doubt they will be able to convince innumerable Ephemerals to sign on to the exciting prospect of becoming deeply ingrained in the wonderful world of snack foods throughout the Human Sphere. -Naami MuuKar Tohaa Diplomatic Corps Delivered through Thaam-Buur Authorized Chaksa Representative
Greeting Diplomat, You’ll be happy to know all of Whole Protein’s Snackrah and Shasswasser ingredients are ethically sourced Shas’vaasti seeds and Exrah. If you have a complaint to lodge please sign up to Whole Protein’s exclusive membership program for your complaint to be resolved in record time.
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