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Discussion in 'Off-Topic English' started by ShaeKonnit, Jan 15, 2018.

  1. FireFangs

    FireFangs Space Oni

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    Are you MAD?! That's poisonous!
     
  2. Brother Smoke

    Brother Smoke Bureau Trimurti Representative

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    BBQ chicken with pineapple?
     
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  3. ev0k

    ev0k Well-Known Member

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    I'm about to tell you the whole truth, totally impartial and transparent :
    - my mother used to teach french in junior high. French can't speak french corrctly. At least about 90% of them
    - Paris and parisians suck. They stink. I was born and raised in south of france, near Marseille. We love parisians there. No rivalry with those assholes. None. Not even close. (BTW ther is no such thing as "parisian" as Koin Koin told. They're now immigrants from countryside. My grand father was parisian, born and raised in 12th district of Paris)
    - you're not obliged to believe what i just wrote. In fact i strongly advise you no to. I'm French, i lie all the time...
     
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  4. colbrook

    colbrook Grenade Delivery Specialist

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    Sweet + sweet might be too much, pineapple works best with something salty or cured like ham, pepperoni, bacon, olives, etc
     
  5. DrunkCorsair

    DrunkCorsair Well-Known Member

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    Please ignore didnt work like intended
     
    #1645 DrunkCorsair, Oct 9, 2019
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  6. colbrook

    colbrook Grenade Delivery Specialist

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    I kept forgetting to book an appointment at the barber, it was after they'd closed so used their "contact us" form on the website asking for an appointment after 5pm as I can't leave work earlier.

    I get a reply at 11:45am confirming my appointment for today at 10am.

    Thanks for trying guys...
     
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  7. FireFangs

    FireFangs Space Oni

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    I'll get the time machine.
     
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  8. Del S

    Del S Tunguskaball

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    It's true, he's not even French. He's actually West Korean.
     
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  9. ev0k

    ev0k Well-Known Member

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    Can someone photoshop me a pic of kim with a beret ?
    XD
     
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  10. leigen_zero

    leigen_zero Morat Pacifist

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    Always wondered what the programmer of the windows file copy dialog did after he quit Microsoft
     
  11. FireFangs

    FireFangs Space Oni

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    I tried to find one, but i failed. And I don't think I want to search "Kim Jong-un with a beret" for too long.
     
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  12. Stuffist

    Stuffist Well-Known Member

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    I just found this gem on Reddit and thought it was appropriate with the recent discussion about people not creating a ticket to the company support than happened a few post before (iirc):[​IMG]
     
  13. ShaeKonnit

    ShaeKonnit Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm, that's kinda borderline against the terms of the topic, as it was deliberately created to illicit a WtF response.
    Fine to keep it where it is, as it does relate to another post, but I don't really want the topic filled with images like that.
     
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  14. colbrook

    colbrook Grenade Delivery Specialist

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    Our office manager has a new air freshener thingy that is "sea breeze" flavour.

    Which sounds nice and exotic, except for the fact her office has an opening window that looks directly out on the sea.
     
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  15. Del S

    Del S Tunguskaball

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    Does she take "Forest Fresh" scents out to her cabin in the woods?
     
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  16. Brother Smoke

    Brother Smoke Bureau Trimurti Representative

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    I never understood how those smells sell in the islands, like, just go outside

    Semi-related, the girlfriend and I have been looking into moving and we have been visiting cities inland to see how they feel, she has loved a few, but I just can't. They all just smell wrong. I need the beach, even if I only go like twice a year, I need to know it's there.
     
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  17. Pierzasty

    Pierzasty Null-Space Entity

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    So, I'm out hiking in the mountains. And as it turns out, one of the more popular valleys is closed because they're laying some pipes to the forestry office.

    WTF #1: they closed the whole valley despite said building being maybe 5 minutes' walk from the exit instead of blocking off a narrow strip on the side or something so people can pass through. Great job guys.

    WTF #2: Apparently people CAN pass through, but only in one direction. Guess which one? From the top, to save people who are descending from another route and might not know about the work and save them ~1.5 hour of hiking around (back upwards, through the ridge, down another valley, also fuck you if it's already dark)? Nah, they let in people going from the bottom, which would cost them ~3 minutes if blocked. If they want to go back though, fuck you, see above. Who the actual fuck decided that? It goes beyond appalling incompetence and into pissing people off enough to actively sabotage and destroy your equipment. What did you say, the locals would notice? Hell no, if anything they'd help because they lost a lot of business due to WTF #1.
     
  18. tox

    tox SorriBarai
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    pweh... beginners...

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Brother Smoke

    Brother Smoke Bureau Trimurti Representative

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    I... I need it
     
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  20. FireFangs

    FireFangs Space Oni

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    There's Something going on in that valley. We ARE close to Halloween after all. Your new mission is to investigate. Here, you might need this in case you get captured.
    [​IMG]
     
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