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Bathroom Diplomacy

Discussion in 'IC [In-Character]' started by WiseKensai, Sep 26, 2019.

  1. SpectralOwl

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    The generalisation is for the benefit of the troops-the Omnia Bathroom Hygeine Electromagnetic Cleansing Capsule is a modern evolution of a US invention, designed to disable any surveillance tools, nanotech viral agents or lost cyber-pets that might be lurking inside flush toilets, and has a blast completely within O-12 regulations. I believe Bakunin circulates a similar product around the Black Labs for security and sterility reasons. While nearly useless for combat, the OBHECC is still sufficiently potent to ensure a safe and private bathroom experience, and are available at most PanOceanian home supplies Maya sites for rapid delivery.
     
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  2. Errhile

    Errhile A traveller on the Silk Road

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    Which is why Haqqislam stays true to well-proven, tradtional methods.

    You see, a properly spicy kebab burns twice. Then, it goes on to burn all those abovemntioned "surveillance tools, nanotech viral agents or lost cyber-pets", but this no longer concerns the person using the porta-potty in question.

    ;)
     
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  3. OrpheusNXCI

    OrpheusNXCI O-12 Task Force Commander

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    Perhaps the Bureau was remiss in not investigating Haqqislamic cuisine for proper adherence to the Concilium Conventions... As of now, I can surely advise all of our Tohaa comrades to stay well away from the kebab and shwarma stands.
     
  4. theGricks

    theGricks Well-Known Member

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    Haqqislam would also like an explanation of why EM weaponry is against Conventions. All it does to a human being is cut off their link to Maya...or is that like death to the Hyper powers?
     
  5. Lady Numiria

    Lady Numiria Cyberius TaskForce

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    Seriously... have you ever been cut from Maya like for days??? HORRIBLE!!! My latest visit on Dawn was so painful, I missed two Aristeia! show from my fav team and too much episodes of Myrmidon Wars already!
     
  6. Desanges

    Desanges Nomad Ne'er Do Well

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  7. WiseKensai

    WiseKensai Rogue Interventor
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    OOC: It destroys cubes, if I'm not mistaken. That's a pretty big deal.
     
  8. theGricks

    theGricks Well-Known Member

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    ooc well that would be a helluva reason.
     
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  9. Errhile

    Errhile A traveller on the Silk Road

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    OOC: that is the exact reason given in the rulebooks, y'know.
     
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  10. Drunkergnom

    Drunkergnom Well-Known Member

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    OOC - It's forbidden because cube is broken and need to be repaired/changed completely. But if you don't let strangers tell about it, you wouldn't have problems.
     
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  11. Apps0206

    Apps0206 Kazak Sneeki Breeki

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    What is wrong with Dogbowl?! Plus, we also have classics, better than whatever PanO Soap opera or Yu Jing Cartoons.
     
  12. tifus

    tifus Bakunin's witch

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    And what about our REM Races ?

    Oh, right, not on Maya, except if you know where to search... May be I could help you to find that...
    Arkane, Bakunin commander
     
  13. SpectralOwl

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    There is nothing wrong with Dogbowl, save that paying to see it is a joke given that the experience can be replicated by throwing a live hog into any Caledonian bar. As for your "classics", the storytelling is admittedly on par with more modern art but their quality of production is so low that extensive viewing causes damage to the eyes. I suspect that Ariadna's refusal to adopt Maya may be influenced by the lensmakers' lobby.
     
  14. Drunkergnom

    Drunkergnom Well-Known Member

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    It is much better. You still can take a part unlike that A-game.
    Nope. After grandfather's moonshine your eyes can't be damaged at all.
     
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  15. Garak

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    OOC: so wouldn't we use a lot of EM then and, being the merchants we are, offer to sell cubes to the affected parties?
     
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