The best thing is the lazy banjo tune in the background and those horrible grinning kids, nightmare time !
...It's like his lawyer saw the earlier takes. "Uh, try... try 'china people', Don... the thing you said might get you in the shit." "The bit about Mitch McConnel being on cocaine and being bribed by the Chin-" "DON!" "...a people is fine though, right?" "...Sure. Whatever."
Ukelele are a close second. There's a hipster boho-chic-feral share-house around the corner from me, and I'm sure Satan jams there. (Uke, banjo, recorder, a piper and an accordion player all in the same house, all playing that discordant cacophony together. It's like improv jazz, only worse.).
Vaping makes me take up cigars. If you really want to give up proper smoking then fair enough, but to voluntarily take up vaping...? I dunno. A big vaping WtF was from last year when this advert was doing the rounds on the sides of buses. I'm not entirely sure what look they were going for... One of my friends commented, "I bet she has loads of cats." The more I look at it, the more I struggle to understand what the direction must have been. "Look like you're... Like, not quite excited but still kinda shocked...? But... Know what, just open your mouth. No, wider!"
My last haircut was shit. So shit I had to finish it off myself with a straight razor. When such a thing has happened before, I have been told that I should inform them at the time and they should fix it but no; if they fuck it up on the most basic, fundamental level then I don't expect them to be able to adjust the fine details. I just don't give them my business ever again. Anyway, there was a WtF in that incident which should have set my alarm bells ringing and made me get up and leave, immediately: When asked how I normally wear my hair, I said I keep it slightly long and with a centre parting. She then asked where I have the centre parting. "Uhm..." I replied, "just, down the centre, here..." gesturing for effect. My hair was already parted down the centre.
My Dad always asks for a short back and sides with a little longer on the top,and not once have they got it right! Of course it doesn't help that it's been nearly fifty years since any hair grew on the top of his head.
