So it looks like CB is releasing the X-Mas fat Yuan Yuan for the true collector. But I'd like to toss in my idea for the next 'Fat' LE Model. Something playable in virtually every sectoral. The 'Fat Warcor'. Either theme it as Fake News or a poke fun at the infinity Warcors. Any other Ideas. My second choice would be the Authorized Bounty Hunter.
I want a starship captain, and a shift from "fat" to "world's strongest man" type. It's a subtle difference, and it's nice to see that in the Defiance one.
I want a "reservist". I don't care what profile or faction. Just a normal dude/dudette instead of the super models we normally see. Maybe older or mismatched gear.
Or maybe Fat Bostria? Or Slutty Gutier? Or another stupid stereotype, mocking the CB crew instead? It's all good fun, after all, right?
Maybe when the war reaches Earth we could see something like that... even, perhaps, as an "irregular" unit in a more "traditional" faction, i.e. NCA, etc.
If they actually had the courage to mock themselves, I probably would as well. Like, even if that 3D print Bostria YJ mini was real, I'd probably get it.
I think a thicc Uxia would be flipping hilarious. Give her a 40mm...can't hide that Insta booty in a 25mm camo marker. Then add her to USARF because obviously they're responsible for this.
I'd like to see pinup Achilles and Ajax. Two muscly men posing in your best beach body building competition style, wearing naught but high-tech banana hammocks.
Maybe the next HVT could be a rich investor - a real fatcat! Better yet, update the Tomcat models with a rotund Zondcat (try not to step on Hero 6's shoes too much!). Perhaps it gets a new skill to infiltrate anywhere there's a dustbin on the table (think Top Cat).
Or a Tunguska mob boss in a not-so-subtle homage to Wilson Fisk. After all, Tunguska only has the one comic reference, and all of the other Nomad ships seem to have more, ¿no?
A fat Warcor would be easy and appropriate. They never seem to be able to Dodge the mines that my Lieutenant fails to see when he asks him to get closer to the enemy...
Nah, Patroclus is the older, saner and more cultured part of that slash, I just want Ajax because Big Muscly Man.
They could do an entire "Anime beach episode" box with Ajax and Patroclus vying for Achilles' attention, Machaon as the long suffering chaperone, and Singh and Rao as the comic relief friends making sarcastic commentary.
