The Army of Joan, a Fan-Made Satirical! Er, Sectorial!

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  1. Del S

    Del S Tunguskaball

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    Some say there are too many Joans. But what if the truth is, there's not enough? What if we need.. An Army of Joan?
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    Written in like two days, with no playtesting, and featuring:
    • Terrible jokes!
    • Joan Clones!
    • Terrible memes!
    • Rule 63!
    • Fangirls and fanboys!
    • Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made!
    • An accidentally kinda viable TAG!
    • Hobo Knights!
    • Midgets That Accidentally Blew Up Some Military Orders Guys That One Time!
    • Angry clones with big heads!
    • Fusilier Angus!
    • Drunken Irish Priests!
    • A Dogface To Surpass Laika Gear!

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  2. Solar

    Solar Well-Known Member

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    Joan of Dark needs I-Kohl L3, not MA3, to represent the heaviest and most gothy of eyeliner!
     
  3. Alkasyn

    Alkasyn Well-Known Member

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    I approve.
     
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  4. Section9

    Section9 Well-Known Member

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    Should I admit I have enough Joans that I could field much of this? (old Joan1, old Joan2, ORC HMG, ORC BSG, and LE-Joan/Saber, not counting Fusiliers)


    Oh, and technically Fusilier Angus needs a G:Sync Fusilier Bipandra. :smile:
     
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  5. Pierzasty

    Pierzasty Null-Space Entity

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    It does make perfect sense.
     
  6. Abrilete

    Abrilete Well-Known Member

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    Wait, yo ONLY own three Joans?
    Why didn't you get newJoan1 and newJoan2? Those are essential to the game!
     
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  7. xagroth

    xagroth Mournful Echo

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    It's the other way around: Angus is the G:Sync of Bipandra!!! To her dismay XD

    Good thing he did not, now he won't have to suffer 2 She-Ra poses with molesting Umbras when he picks the MO army box. And the Spitfire one is still not in the stores!

    Mind you, I think the bests Joans are the Saber and the new Spitfire ones.

    And the OP forgot about the Musashi support Core, and the Achilles Assault Haris! I fact, I'm not sure if it was an Achilles Haris, or an "antipodes Pack" with Penthesilea as the "controller" (in truth, the one fleeing from the blondies!) XDDD
     
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    Section9 Well-Known Member

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    Joan w/ Tactical Molester Umbra is awful.

    new Joan2 might end up in the collection, haven't decided yet.
     
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  9. ev0k

    ev0k Well-Known Member

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    Just that ! Totally !
     
  10. Del S

    Del S Tunguskaball

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    Those are for the Musashi And Yojimbo's Excellent Adventures sectorial and the ALEPH Spring Break Road Trip sectorials respectively. :slightly_smiling_face:
     
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